Gold pinkie rings for 25 years at Frito-Lay - too sad. Olympic gold medals - so douchey. What the world needs are classy ribbons for adequate adults, doing their best on the slippery stripper pole of life.
I created and launched Adultish Awardies. With a manufacturer on board, I'm seeking retail shelf space. Sales start soon with upcoming collections and the option to send a ribbon to a friend.
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A few of the gang
Stand-alone, retail display prototype takes cues from trophy cases, taxidermy mounts and memo boards. Stands approx. 26" x 6'3".